Welcome to Haddonfield High, where the mascot’s got more muscle than the entire football team and your nightmares smell faintly of buttered popcorn. 🌽💪
This bright, bold hoodie features the Haddonfield Huskers' iconic corn mascot—a raging ear of corn with anger issues and athletic ambition. It’s the perfect hoodie for horror nerds, parody lovers, or anyone who’s ever wanted to wear aggressively chaotic corn energy across their chest.
Why this hoodie shucks expectations:
50/50 cotton-poly fleece blend – warm, soft, and ready to sprint through cornfields
Tag-free neck label – so you’re only irritated by the mascot, not the stitching
Made with up to 5% recycled plastic bottles – because this corn is eco-angry 🌎🌽
Medium-weight fleece interior for that cozy feel that says “I didn’t sign up for this gym class”
Wear it to the gym, a horror movie marathon, your next cosplay-con-adjacent corn maze, or just to confuse your neighbors. The Haddonfield Huskers are here, and this corn came to flex.
