Is it art? Is it divine feline royalty? Is it an 18th-century oil painting that accidentally stumbled into a cat café during a thunderstorm and now lives on your wall in glorious polyester form? YES.
Bartholomew Von Whiskers III (yes, he insists on the full name) sits majestically among the clouds, flanked by roses and one suspiciously judging skull named Gregory. Some say Bart is the reincarnation of Rembrandt himself. Others say he knocked over three potted plants and blamed it on the dog. Either way, this canvas is drama, elegance, and glorious nonsense rolled into one.
🖼️ Available in sizes ranging from "fancy hallway" to "centerpiece in the shrine of cat devotion." 🔹 Premium 100% polyester canvas 🔹 .75” pinewood frame (strong enough for Bartholomew’s ego) 🔹 Vivid colors, no litterbox smell 🔹 Small QR code on back (not for time travel… probably)
Perfect for lovers of cats, classical art, surreal aesthetics, or anyone with taste chaotic enough to say, “I want this regal furball and his skull sidekick on my wall.”
