Forget what you thought you knew about produce. This isn’t your grandma’s broccoli. This is a swole stalk of rainbow-powered, ollie-throwing vegetable thunder—shredding the halfpipe of your soul and bringing a vitamin-packed beatdown to boring walls everywhere.
🎉 The crowd? A chaotic sea of carrot groupies and beet hype beasts. 😎 The shades? Mandatory. 🌈 The rainbow? Not symbolic. Just epic.
This is what happens when your healthy choices start hanging with Tony Hawk and Lisa Frank.
🧵 Specs:
Premium 100% polyester canvas (crisp enough to see those broccoli abs)
0.75” pinewood frame (strong like celery)
Sizes in vertical AND square (get weird with it)
Perfect for kitchens, gyms, classrooms, skate parks, or your weirdest dreams
Small QR code on the back (does not link to a salad recipe, probably)
No mounting hardware, but you will need emotional support after staring at this masterpiece too long
🥕 PGD Philosophy Certified:
This canvas has no chill and all the nutrients. It’s loud, proud, and absolutely unhinged in the best way possible. Bring the chaos. Eat your veggies. Make your walls laugh.
