Hydration has never been so bold. Whether you're heading to class, conquering recess, or launching into full-on snack time, this bottle says what everyone’s thinking: BRUH. I’m kind of a big deal.
The iconic Spartan shades? 🔥 The kindergartner swagger? ✏️🎒 The eco-friendly chaos? 💧♻️
💧 Available Sizes:
16.9oz – For those just dabbling in juice box retirement
25oz – For full-day playground warriors
🔍 Features:
Made from Tritan plastic: lightweight, durable, and built for battle (or milk)
BPA-free because you deserve better
Screw-on grey lid with straw = no more surprise spills (unless you’re a toddler. We know your game.)
Transparent body so you can see if Mom filled it with juice or that healthy stuff
🎉 PGD Chaos Report:
Every time this water bottle is sipped, a Spartan levels up. Every time it drops and doesn’t crack, Zeus fist bumps you. This isn’t just hydration. It’s liquid chaos fuel.
