Bruh. You think this is just a hoodie? Nah. This is Spartan-certified swagger wrapped in ultra-soft fleece and sprinkled with kindergarten-level chaos. Designed for the kindergartner who has seen things (like juice box wars, broken crayons, and substitute teachers who don’t know the rules), this hoodie is the ultimate statement piece.
Those eyes? Yeah, they're watching. That bold “BRUH”? Yeah, they mean it. That NK Spartan pride? STRONG.
Perfect for the playground, picture day, or when you just need to remind the world you’re built different—because you’re in kindergarten now.
Color Options: White, Sport Grey, Orange (aka BRUH-level bold), Carolina Blue, Light Pink 💥🧃📚
💪 Features:
50/50 cotton-poly fleece for ultimate softness and low lint chaos
Kangaroo pocket perfect for stashing snacks, rocks, or tiny plastic dinosaurs
Reinforced twill neck taping because kindergarteners do NOT play around
Sewn-in label so no itch, no snitch
Runs true to size—because Spartans never miss
🔥 PGD-Level Chaos:
This hoodie goes hard. So hard, in fact, it comes with a warning: Wearing this may result in:
Increased snack demands
Epic playground stories
Spontaneous naps (still Spartan approved)
Also rumored to give +5 Confidence and +10 Side Eye Energy to all who wear it.
