Nap time? More like caped crusader recharge mode. 🦸♂️💤 This ultra-soft Spartan Preschooler blanket is the official uniform for champions of recess, juice box justice, and hallway heroics.
Whether you're curled up in the reading corner, passed out mid-coloring session, or fighting imaginary dragons before nap time kicks in, this blanket has your back (literally).
🛏️ Available Sizes:
30" × 40" – Preschooler-sized snuggle weapon
50" × 60" – Room to grow, wiggle, and roll
60" × 80" – Enough space to dream about conquering kindergarten
✨ Product Features:
Material: Plush velveteen softness so cozy even nap refusers will surrender
Vibrant Print: One-sided BRUH-level chaos with Spartan sunglasses swagger
Medium Heavy Fabric: 8.85 oz/yd² of hug-you-back magic
Note: May run up to 3" short—but let’s be honest, a preschooler wouldn’t even notice unless it was missing a corner of their blankie 😅
🧃 PGD Chaos Certification:
This blanket may cause:
Spontaneous nap attacks
Increased adorable snore volume
Confidence boost during snack time
Put simply: BRUH. I’m a Spartan Preschooler. Now pass the goldfish crackers and let me vibe.
