Let’s be honest — if you’ve survived six hours of jazz hands, ballet buns, and back-to-back performances of “Let It Go,” you’ve earned this flask.
The Dance Mom Emergency Hydration Flask is here for your backstage survival, car-napping sessions, and whispered “good luck” pep talks that turn into “please don’t fall off the stage” prayers.
✨ Featuring a bold “Dance Mom” design with a fierce pink silhouette leaping through chaos (aka your Saturday), this 6oz flask holds your favorite liquid sanity — whether it's coffee, wine, or something a little stronger (we won’t tell).
Built from 100% stainless steel with a powder-coated finish and double-wall insulation, it keeps your drinks hot or cold — just like your mood swings during competition weekend.
Available in recital-ready colors: White, Orange, Green, Teal, Purple, and Pink. Match your vibe, your team, or your energy level.
🚫 Disclaimer: Won’t make the awards ceremony go faster. But it helps.
🛠️ Features:
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6oz of pure survival
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Double-wall insulated for hot or cold beverages
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Durable powder-coated finish in 6 vibrant colors
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UV-printed design (won’t peel like your patience)
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Hand wash only — you’re not that exhausted, right?
🎁 Perfect for:
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Dance moms, stepmoms, grandmas, or aunties in the trenches
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Gifts for comp weekends, Mother’s Day, or recital season
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Anyone who’s ever screamed “WHERE ARE YOUR TIGHTS?”
EU representative: Purple Gorilla Design, artzormedia@gmail.com, 3914 5th Ave E, Hibbing, MN, 55746, US
Product information: Polar Camel, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only
