You ever wake up in the middle of a dream, slightly confused, incredibly hungry, and vibing to silent disco beats echoing through bioluminescent trees? Welcome to Disco Forest Dogs—where the mushrooms glow, the fish float mid-air, and yes, the wizard turtle is definitely next in line at the 24/7 forest hot dog stand.
🌌 Hanging disco balls? Absolutely. 🐢 Wizard turtle? With a pointy hat and everything. 🌭 Hot dogs in a galactic rave forest? You better believe it. ✨ Goldfish swimming through the cosmos? This is art, not logic.
It’s like if Lisa Frank hosted Burning Man on a wizard's snack budget and forgot to invite gravity.
🧵 Specs:
100% polyester canvas stretched over a 0.75” pinewood frame (sturdier than a glowing toadstool)
Available in square and vertical sizes from 8" to 24" of pure what-the-funkery
Printed with galaxy-level saturation—prepare for visual overdrive
Includes a tiny QR code on the back (possibly a portal to Turtle Wizard's mixtape)
Does not include mounting hardware, because this kind of vibe floats on its own
🪄 PGD Philosophy Certified:
This is why we make art. To challenge reality. To summon snacks. To honor the brave turtle sorcerers keeping our forest dance floors safe and well-fed. Hang it in your studio, your hallway, your meditation corner, or anywhere in dire need of party magic and processed meats.
