Step aside, Kermit. There’s a new frog in town, and he didn’t come to sip tea—he came to drop bass so hard the mushrooms vibrate. 💥 This is DJ Ribbit, the amphibious maestro of midnight forest raves, spinning vinyl in a trippy neon swamp where beats bounce and frogs bounce harder.
🍄 Surrounded by floating mushrooms? 🟢 Eyes glowing like a cosmic rave light show? 🎶 Mixing tracks so sick the toads can’t stop twerking? Yes. Yes. YES.
Whether you’re into EDM, frogs, mushrooms, or full-on pixelated chaos, this one’s a visual banger.
🧵 Specs:
100% polyester canvas (bounces harder than the drop)
.75” pinewood frame (grown in the glow of bass-thumping fungi)
Vertical and square sizes to fit whatever space your music lives in
UV-resistant printing to keep those frog goggles glowing for eternity
QR code on the back (rumored to link to his SoundCloud. Or a secret rave invite.)
No mounting hardware, but you’re welcome to hang it with glow sticks
🐸 PGD Philosophy Certified:
Trippy? ✅ Funky? ✅ Loud? ✅ Weird? Always. This is peak Purple Gorilla chaos. A frog in a hoodie DJing under the spores of cosmic fungi. Just buy it already. You know you want to.
