Imagine this: You hike for six hours into the serene alpine wilderness, expecting solitude and serenity… only to find thousands of rubber ducks staging a full-blown float-in. Welcome to Duck Lake, where peace meets panic and the vibe is unflappably weird.
📍 Majestic mountains? ✅ 🌞 Golden hour lighting? ✅ 🦆 Rubber duck army with questionable motives? ✅✅✅
There’s a duck with a snorkel. One that looks like it knows something. A penguin for absolutely no reason. And somewhere—off-camera—is a duck named Kevin orchestrating the whole thing with a tiny whistle and a clipboard.
🧵 Specs:
100% polyester canvas stretched over a .75” pinewood frame (floats in your heart, not in actual water)
Square sizes: 8", 12", 16", and 20"
Printed in jaw-dropping detail so you can count every confused duck soul
Includes a tiny QR code on the back (which may or may not lead to duck conspiracy theories)
Mounting hardware not included—tape it to your kayak, maybe?
🐤 PGD Philosophy Certified:
This isn’t just wall art. It’s an invasion. A joyful, waddly, squeaky invasion. Hang it in your bathroom, office, cabin, or rubber duck sanctuary and let the honking commence.
