This canvas speaks for anyone who’s ever stared blankly into the sunrise with a hot drink and a head full of “What even is life?” vibes. Meet the Existential Cactus—our prickly protagonist navigating the vast, lonely desert of “meh” with a steaming mug of who-knows-what and the deepest eye-bags this side of Albuquerque.
💭 Is he pondering the meaning of life? 💭 Wondering if coffee even works on a cactus? 💭 Questioning why the sun has the audacity to rise again?
Yes.
🧵 Specs:
100% polyester canvas, soft enough to cradle your spiraling thoughts
Stretched on a 0.75” pinewood frame (emotionally grounded, unlike this cactus)
Sizes available in vertical and square, because despair comes in all formats
Printed in ultra-vivid colors—because if you’re going to question reality, do it in HD
QR code on the back (may unlock the meaning of life… or a cactus playlist)
No mounting hardware included, but let’s be real—you’re not mounting anything today anyway
🧃 PGD Philosophy Certified:
Sip. Stare. Contemplate. Repeat. Perfect for your dorm room, office, therapy waiting room, or anywhere that could use a visual representation of “I’m fine” energy. A gentle reminder that even the sharpest among us need a moment of emotional cactus soup now and then.
