Step into the graveyard of your gothic dreams, where the trees are skeletal, the moon is full, and the sermons are... unexpectedly soothing?
Grimble’s Moonlit Sermon captures the solemn presence of the mysterious preacher Grimble, who appears only during full moons to deliver cryptic wisdom to an audience of stone. Are those gargoyles his congregation? Or just excellent listeners?
This black-and-white gothic masterpiece oozes quiet dread and dignified doom. Equal parts creepy and captivating, it belongs in the hallways of haunted manors, candlelit dens, or the reading nook where you keep your cursed books and questionable life choices.
And yes, if you listen closely, you might hear Grimble whisper, “Thou shalt hydrate… and avoid your ex.”
🕯 Bonus Lore: The statue behind Grimble has slowly turned its head once every full moon since 1847. Nobody knows why. Nobody wants to find out.
📏 Available Sizes (Horizontal):
10" x 8"
12" x 10"
14" x 10"
20" x 16"
24" x 20"
30" x 24"
40" x 30"
🖼️ 100% polyester canvas stretched over a sturdy 0.75” pinewood frame — perfect for resisting spectral warping and general ghost-induced wear and tear.
