Need a backpack that can carry your books, snacks, dreams, trauma, AND a haunted town’s reputation? We got you, Huskers. 🎒🌽
This bold and bizarre Haddonfield Huskers backpack features the legendary angry corn mascot front and center—ready to sprint, flex, and ruin someone’s gym grade. Whether you're heading to school, horror con, or running from masked figures in a jumpsuit, this bag’s got your back (literally).
Why this bag is screaming ‘extra credit’:
100% lightweight spun polyester – durable, strong, and won’t fold under pressure (unlike Jimmy in 2nd period bio)
Adjustable straps – fits final girls, fanboys, and corn-obsessed chaos agents
Roomy and versatile – toss it in a haunted locker or under your bed, it’ll survive
Name tag sewn inside – because let’s be real, no one else should take this bag
Weight: 1.3 lbs – lighter than the trauma from Halloween night
Perfect for horror nerds, parody lovers, or students at fictional schools with terrifying mascots, this backpack is the weird flex you’ve been waiting for.
