This isn’t just a dinosaur in a suit. This is Mr. T. Rexecutive, the apex predator of quarterly earnings, the fossil-fueled force behind your favorite hostile takeover. He doesn’t do lunch—he devours market share. 🦴💰
📊 Rocking a tailored navy suit, custom claw cutouts, and a blood-red tie that screams “synergy,” this dino doesn’t chase trends. He hunts them down.
🖼️ Need motivation? 🦖 Boom—he’s in the office before you. 🦴 Boom—he closed that merger with a single roar. 📎 Boom—he eats your spreadsheets for breakfast.
🧵 Specs:
100% polyester canvas stretched over a 0.75” pinewood frame (strong enough for a real fossil)
Square sizes: 8", 12", 16", or 20"
Ultra-crisp printing (you’ll feel the dino breath through your screen)
Comes with a mysterious QR code on the back (probably links to his LinkedIn)
Mounting hardware not included—he just crushes the wall and hangs it himself
💼 PGD Philosophy Certified:
Motivation? ✅ Absurdity? ✅ Dinosaur in a suit doing business on a MacBook? ABSOLUTELY. This canvas turns your office from “meh” to megafauna.
Hang it in your home office, startup co-working space, kid’s bedroom, or boardroom. Warning: may increase ambition and/or grow tiny arms.
