The year was 2000. The plan? Senior trip to Paris. The reality? Let’s just say the Eiffel Tower never saw the Mt. Abraham Class of 2000 in person… but a few of them might be haunting it.
This hoodie is a commemorative masterpiece for the most ill-fated class trip in fictional history. Plush, soft, and warm enough to keep the chill of fate off your shoulders (for a little while), it’s perfect for horror fans, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone who firmly believes you never ignore a vision on a plane.
Whether you’re lounging on the couch watching Final Destination for the 37th time, planning your own suspiciously “safe” trip, or just avoiding any and all heavy machinery, this hoodie’s got you covered.
Features:
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for that “post-fate” comfort level
50% cotton / 50% polyester for plush warmth
Classic fit with kangaroo pouch for stashing boarding passes you’ll never use
Color-matched drawcord & double-lined hood — stylish enough for airport selfies, if you dare
Tear-away label for comfort during existential dread
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton — because fate may be cruel, but your clothing doesn’t have to be
Available in White, Sand, Gold, and Light Pink — from “innocent vacation vibes” to “we all know what’s coming.”
💀 Extra Chaos: Pairs perfectly with a seatbelt extender, noise-canceling headphones, and a healthy distrust of log trucks. Wear it and let everyone know you’re not afraid of death… you’re just very good at rescheduling.
