Meet the official Mt. Abraham Track tank for runners who hydrate, stretch, and politely refuse ominous visions before warm-ups. Lightweight, soft, and built for speed, it’s perfect for practice laps, meet day fits, or flexing your PRs at the gym. The front reps MT ABRAHAM TRACK with the cheeky tagline “Running Toward Our Final Destination: The Finish Line.” Subtle for the normies, deliciously on-brand for the horror fandom.
Just right weight: Medium 5.3 oz/yd² — breathable for repeats, sturdy for wash after wash
Classic fit: Easy movement for sprints, relays, and “nope, not today, Fate” strides
Clean details: Banded neck/armholes, tear-away label (because scratchy tags are the real villain)
Colors: White, Sport Grey, Graphite Heather, Safety Pink
Wear it for track, cross-training, or your daily jog around any and all log trucks. PRs > premonitions.
💥 Extra Chaos: Pair it with earbuds, a stopwatch, and a suspiciously long side-eye at any “signs.” Stretch, stride, sip water… and if Destiny calls? Send it to voicemail until after the cooldown.
