Sound the tiny horns and lock up your flower beds—because the Gnomes have mobilized. This isn't your grandma's garden. This is a miniature militia, complete with battle axes, war beards, and the kind of grim determination that only comes from centuries of lawn-based oppression.
Whether they're reclaiming their ancestral mushroom groves or just sick of being lawn decor, these gnomes came ready to riot in the forest of folklore.
🧵 Specs:
Premium 100% polyester canvas, wrapped over a sturdy 0.75” pinewood frame (gnome-tested, war-approved)
Available in horizontal sizes from 10" x 8" to 30" x 24"—because gnome warfare needs space
Printed in rich, earthy tones with dramatic fantasy shading and glorious gnome detail
QR code on the back (may reveal the Gnome Constitution or a secret battle hymn)
No mounting hardware included—just courage, steel, and ornamental rage
🧝♂️ PGD Philosophy Certified:
This is what happens when whimsy gets organized. Perfect for man caves, fantasy-themed game rooms, medieval bathrooms, and anyone who knows that even the smallest heroes can carry the biggest axes.
Also ideal for starting conspiracy theories about the Great Gnome Rebellion of 1742.
