Welcome to Sasquatch Roast, the only coffee shop where the beans are mysterious, the vibes are chill, and the barista might be a cryptid with killer glasses and a beard you could hammock in. This canvas features Bigfoot in his natural habitat: behind the counter, slinging espresso and unsolicited life advice like a hairy caffeinated therapist.
💡 Need a latte and a pep talk? 💬 He’s got you. 👀 Want to ask if he’s seen UFOs? He won’t confirm or deny. 👓 And those glasses? Custom. Vintage. Possibly cursed.
🧵 Specs:
100% polyester canvas with a 1.5” pine wood frame—thicker than your oat milk latte foam
Comes in vertical and square sizes, because this is art for all cryptid angles
Hanging kit included (because Bigfoot’s classy like that)
Rich colors and detail so sharp you’ll hear lo-fi indie jazz just looking at it
This isn’t just a print. It’s a lifestyle. It’s cozy chaos. It’s your new coffee corner centerpiece. It’s Sasquatch, but make it small-batch artisan roasted.
Perfect for your kitchen, café, she-shed, or secret bunker where you hide from people who don’t get your weird.
