Step right up and witness the most furiously fabulous panel in the entertainment biz. Forget Simon Cowell—this show’s judges include:
🦌 A moose with opinions
🐧 Three penguins in tuxedos (because fashion matters)
🐻 A bear in a Hawaiian shirt who claps too loud and cries at every performance
This is Woodland’s Got Talent, where seals perform interpretive flipper dances, raccoons juggle sandwiches, and someone just yodeled while dressed as a tree stump. No one really knows the rules, but the audience is howling.
✨ The coffee cups are color-coded by drama level. ✨ The moose has a master's in critique. ✨ The bear? Full golden buzzer energy.
🧵 Specs:
100% polyester canvas on a .75” pinewood frame (sturdy enough to withstand talent show tension)
Sizes in horizontal and square, because not all art should be vertical like your awkward cousin’s headshots
Vivid colors, expressive faces, and curtain drama galore
QR code on the back (possibly reveals who really won Season 1)
No mounting hardware—but applause is included
🐾 PGD Philosophy Certified:
You want whimsy? This is it. You want talking-point wall art? Oh yeah. You want a panel of tuxedoed penguins throwing shade at a juggler? This is your moment.
Perfect for the living room, a kids' playroom, a comedy club greenroom, or literally anywhere that takes itself too seriously.
