Woodsboro High School 1996 Backpack – Class of “Run Like the Bell’s About to Ring… and You’re Being Chased”

Whether you’re heading to class, skipping it to investigate mysterious murders, or sprinting down dark hallways yelling “Who’s there?!” (bad idea, by the way), this Woodsboro High School 1996 backpack is here to carry your books, snacks, and totally normal voice changers.

Made from durable Oxford canvas, it’s tough enough to survive horror movie logic — you know, when you trip for no reason in the middle of a well-lit hallway. With multiple pockets, you can stash your essentials:

• Main compartment with laptop sleeve — for your essays on “Why We Should All Leave Town”
• Front zipper pocket — perfect for flashlight, pepper spray, or a copy of Final Girl Monthly
• Two side pockets — water bottle on one side, suspicious evidence bag on the other

This backpack is for the true Woodsboro alum — someone who knows that 1996 wasn’t just a year… it was a vibe. A scream-filled, popcorn-spilling, "don’t go upstairs" kind of vibe.

🎒 School Mascot: The Fighting Final Girls

📣 Pep Rally Cheer: “What’s your favorite scary movie?!”

Features:

• 24.34 oz. Oxford canvas for durability
• Flap with strap clasps — keeps your stuff in while you run for your life
• Adjustable shoulder straps for comfort during all-night stakeouts
• Black base and interior — hides fake blood stains nicely

💀 Extra Chaos: Great for carrying textbooks, survival gear, or exactly one (1) suspiciously heavy kitchen knife that you insist is “for home ec class.” Also doubles as a conversation starter — because nothing says trust me, I’m safe to hang out with quite like repping Woodsboro High.