Look. We don’t know how we got here either—but the path is made of perfect pebbles, the bonsai are thriving, and sushi is raining from the sky like the universe finally listened to your DoorDash prayers. 🙏
This is what happens when you meditate a little too hard and your third eye opens directly into a galaxy of spicy tuna rolls. Somewhere between a tranquil Zen garden and a Michelin-starred moon base, this canvas delivers enlightenment and lunch at the same time.
🌀 Floating maki clouds? Yes. 👽 Tiny shrine to a sentient soy sauce bottle? Probably. 🌸 Inner peace, outer space, and wasabi dreams? Absolutely.
🧵 Specs:
100% polyester canvas (enlightenment not guaranteed, but recommended)
.75" pinewood frame (sanded smoother than a monk’s bald head)
Square sizing: 8", 12", 16", or 20"
Vibrant printing perfect for your tea nook, office, or meditation pod
Small QR code on the back (may or may not summon a sushi genie)
